Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they p....d me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember......
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to p... me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen



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